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14 Bloody Awful UX Design Jokes
Sorry I couldn’t help it
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2 min readJun 9, 2018
Apologies for the low level of comedy.
Thanks to Sarah Cooper for getting my grey matter going.
What do you call a male sheep that wants to become a designer?
→ Dieter Rams
What do you call a lazy UX designer?
→ Slack
Why do UX designers like forks?
→ They’re great stakeholders
What do you call a designer that looks after lots of animals
→ Julie Zhuo
What’s beautiful, but gives a UX designer nightmares?
→ Waterfall(s)
What’s a UX designers favourite car?
→ (Alan) Mini Cooper
What do you call a UX designer who’s head of the armed forces?
→ General Assembly
What’re a UX designers favourite fruit
→ Apple(s)
What’re a designers favourite plant
→ (Jony) Ivey
What’s a UX designers favourite book?
→ Macbook
What do you call a UX designer that loves to sew?
→ Jared Spool
What’s a UX designers favourite exercise?
→ Sprints
What do you call a cowboy UX designer?
→ Jesse James (Garrett)
What do you call a UX Designer who only does visuals?
→ A UI Designer
Thanks and sorry to Dieter Rams, Julie Zhuo, Jesse James Garrett, Jared M. Spool, Alan Cooper, Jony Ive, General Assembly, Slack and Apple for having names that can be shoehorned into my very bad jokes.
